Индусы рулят!

И не в ломы ж было-то...

$name = $_GET['name'];
switch($name)
{
case "aafke":
echo "Aafke";
break;
case "aaron":
echo "Aaron";
break;
case "abbie":
echo "Abbie";
break;
case "abby":
echo "Abby";
break;
case "abdel":
echo "Abdel";
break;
case "abe":
echo "Abe";
break;
case "abeltje":
echo "Abeltje";
break;

/* Snip */

case "zora":
echo "Zora";
break;
case "zorah":
echo "Zorah";
break;
case "zuzana":
echo "Zuzana";
break;
case "zuzanna":
echo "Zuzanna";
break;
case "zuzanny":
echo "Zuzanny";
break;
default:
echo $name; // Name not in the database yet, lowercase is better than nothing
}